First of all, I just showed my son how to piss standing up. Like a little bubman. I'm a crazyproud mama right now. The only thing that might trump my parenting back-patting is the pink fuzzy winged unicorn suit I will fashion for my girlchild this weekend so that she may portray a pegasus pony fliying through the sky on mommy;'s borrow broomstick on all hallow's eve.
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The only thing better than a manfriend with much better than average grade equipment is a ladyfriend with professional grade equipment -- who begs you to do it with her.